1. hpotterfun:

    Classic 11-year-old reaction:

    Let’s pretend like it didn’t happen. :D

    (via placatory)


  2. I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

    (Bron: dallasharry, via phobias)


  4. blackromney:

    bae: come over ;)

    me: i cant im in music class

    bae: im horny…



    (Bron: baara, via phobias)

  5. thecaptainjacksparrow:



    Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

    That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

    thanks, kid

    (Bron: hayleyfromparamore, via tingirl)


  6. icarly-official:

    why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

    because they can’t even

    (via phobias)


  9. it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

    (Bron: wh1rring, via phobias)


  10. "Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with."
    — (via versteur)

    (via salemphoenix)


  12. panerasexual:

    men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

    (Bron: khione, via phobias)